Drum Roll...

Someone suggested we get an impartial observer as a judge for this. Bah! Humbug!
Here are the winners:

Best overall entry:
Yah, I know I'm stuck inside for another two months but hey, what do ya do? It's a little hard to make a break for it when you got all these tubes!
-By Marci!

Runner up:
I didn't do it. It wasn't me
-The fact that it came from Ericka’s boss did not add or subtract to the rating. Really.

Best entry that was rejected on humanitarian grounds:
Touchdown! (Vikings of course!)
-This was disallowed due to the cruelty of subjecting a person of such tender age to the life-long string of disappointments that come with being a Vikings fan.

Most creative entry:
The “Dahhling” rant
-From the Monson compound.

Entry most fitting-to-the-gesture:
You do the hokey pokey and your turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!
-By Lydia. Honorary chairman of the Mathias for President committee.

Thanks All!
Prizes are in the mail (sorry, it won’t be the Publisher’s Clearinghouse patrol…)